Edited By Tameem666
She isn't coming yet, Toto, Did she hurt you?
She tried to, didn't she? Come on, We'll go tell Uncle Henry and Auntie Em,
Aunt Em! Aunt Em!
Aunt Em, just listen to what Miss Gulch did to Toto!
-Dorothy, please! We're trying to count! -But she hit him--
Don't bother us now, honey, This old incubator's gone bad...
...and we're likely to lose a lot of our chicks,
The poor little things,
Miss Gulch hit Toto on the back with a rake just because she says...
...he gets in her garden and chases her nasty old cat every day!
Dorothy, please!
But he doesn't do it every day, just once or twice a week,
He can't catch her old cat, anyway! And now she says she's going to--
Dorothy! We're busy!
All right,
How's she coming?
Take it easy,
You got my finger!
Why don't you get your finger out of the way?
There you are.
-Right on my finger! -It's a lucky thing it wasn't your head,
Zeke, what am I going to do about Miss Gulch?
-just because Toto chases her old cat-- -Listen, honey, I got them hogs to get in,
Dorothy, you ain't using your head about Miss Gulch,
-You'd think you didn't have any brains, -I have so got brains!
Why don't you use them?
When you come home don't go by her place...
...then Toto won't get in her garden and you won't get in no trouble,
Hunk, you just won't listen, that's all,
Well, your head ain't made of straw, you know,
Get in there before I make a dimebank out of you!
Listen, kid....
Are you going to let that old Gulch heifer try and buffalo you?
She ain't nothing to be afraid of, Have a little courage, that's all,
I'm not afraid of her.
The next time she squawks, walk up to her and spit in her eye,
That's what I'd do!
Zeke, get me out of here! Help!
Are you all right, Dorothy?
Yes, I'm all right,
I fell in and Zeke....
Why, Zeke, you're just as scared as I am!
You gonna let a little old pig make a coward out of you?
Look at you, Zeke--
What's all this jabber-wapping when there's work to be done?
I know three farm hands who'll be out of a job before they know it!
Dorothy was walking--
I saw you tinkering with that contraption, You two get back to the wagon!
All right, Mrs, Gale,
Someday they're going to erect a statue to me in this town--
Don't start posing for it now.
Here, can't work on an empty stomach, Have some crullers, just fried,
-Dorothy toppled into-- -It's no place for Dorothy around a pigsty!
Now, you go feed those hogs before they worry themselves into anemia!
Do you know what Miss Gulch said she was going to do to Toto?
Now, Dorothy, stop imagining things,
You always get yourself into a fret over nothing,
Help us out today and find a place where you won't get into any trouble,
Some place where there isn't any trouble,
Do you suppose there is such a place, Toto?
There must be,
It's not a place you can get to by a boat or a train.
It's far, far away...
...behind the moon...
...beyond the rain....
' Somewhere, over the rainbow...
'...way up high
' There's a land that I heard of...
'...once in a lullaby
' Somewhere, over the rainbow...
'...skies are blue
' And the dreams that you dare to dream
' Really do come true
' Someday I'll wish upon a star
' And wake up where the clouds are far behind me
' Where troubles melt like lemon drops,
' Away above the chimney tops
' That's where you'll find me
' Somewhere, over the rainbow...
'...bluebirds fly
' Birds fly over the rainbow
' Why then, oh, why can't l?
' If happy little bluebirds fly...
'...beyond the rainbow
' Why, oh, why can't l?'
Mr. Gale.
Howdy, Miss Gulch,
I want to see you and your wife right away about Dorothy,
What has Dorothy done?
What's she done? I'm all but lame from the bite on my leg!
-You mean, she bit you? -No, her dog!
She bit her dog, eh?
No!
That dog's a menace,
I'll take him to the Sheriff and make sure he's destroyed,
Destroyed? Toto?
Oh, you can't! You mustn't!
Auntie Em! Uncle Henry! You won't let her, will you?
Of course, we won't, Will we, Em?
Please, Aunt Em! Toto didn't mean to,
He didn't know he was doing anything wrong, I ought to be punished,
I let him go in her garden, You can send me to bed without supper,
Hand over the dog, or I'll bring a damage suit and take your farm!
There's a law protecting folks from dogs that bite!
What if she keeps him tied up?
He's really gentle, with gentle people, that is,
Well, that's for the Sheriff to decide, Here's his order allowing me to take him,
Unless you want to go against the law,
Yes....
We can't go against the law, I'm afraid poor Toto will have to go,
Now you're seeing reason,
Here's what I'm taking him in, so he can't attack me again,
No, no! I won't let you take him!
You go away! I'll bite you myself!
Dorothy!
You wicked old witch!
Uncle Henry, Auntie Em, don't let them take Toto!
Don't let her take him, please! Stop her.
-Put him in the basket, Henry, -The idea!
Don't, Uncle Henry,
Oh, Toto!
Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county...
...doesn't mean you have the power to run the rest of us!
For 23 years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you!
Well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!
Toto, darling! Oh, I've got you back!
You came back!
Oh, I'm so glad!
They'll be coming back for you in a minute,
We've got to get away! We've got to run away!
Well, well, well! Houseguests, huh?
And who might you be?
No, no, Now, don't tell me,
Let's see. You're....
You're travelling in disguise, No, that's not right,
You're going on a visit, No, I'm wrong,
You're running away,
How did you guess?
Professor Marvel never guesses, He knows!
Why are you running away?
No, no. Don't tell me.
They don't understand you at home, They don't appreciate you,
You want to see other lands, big cities, big mountains, big oceans,
It's just like you could read what was inside of me,
Toto, that's not polite! We haven't been asked yet,
He's perfectly welcome.
As one dog to another, huh?
Now, let's see. Where were we?
Please, Why can't we go with you and see all the crowned heads of Europe?
Do you know any? You mean, the thing,
I never do anything without consulting my crystal first,
Let's go inside here, just come along, I'll show you,
That's right, Here, sit right down here, That's it,
This is the same genuine, magic, authentic crystal...
...used by the priests of lsis and Osiris in the days of the pharaohs of Egypt...
...in which Cleopatra first saw the approach of julius Caesar and Mark Anthony and...
...and so on and so on,
You'd better close your eyes, my child...
...for a moment, in order to be better in tune with the infinite.
We can't do these things without...
...reaching out into the infinite,
That's all right, Now, you can open them, We'll gaze into the crystal,
What's this I see?
A house with a picket fence...
...and a barn with a weathervane...
...of a running horse,
That's our farm!
Yes, There's a woman,
She's wearing a polka-dot dress,
Her face is careworn.
That's Aunt Em,
Yes, Her name is Emily,
That's right, What's she doing?
Well, I can't quite see,
Why, she's crying!
Someone has hurt her, Someone has just about broken her heart,
Me?
Well, it's someone she loves very much...
...someone she's been very kind to, someone she's taken care of in sickness,
I had the measles once and she stayed right by me every minute,
What's she doing now?
What's this?
Why, she's putting her hand on her heart!
She's dropping down on the bed!
Oh, no!
Well, that's all, The crystal's gone dark,
You don't suppose she could really be sick, do you?
I've got to go home right away!
I thought you were going along with me!
No, I have to get to her right away! Come on, Toto!
Come on! Come on!
Goodbye, Professor Marvel, and thanks a lot!
Better get under cover, Sylvester! There's a storm blowing, a whopper...
...to speak in the vernacular of the peasantry!
Poor little kid. I hope she gets home all right.
Hurry up and get them horses loose! Where's Hickory? Hickory! Hickory!
Doggone it! Hickory!
It's a twister! It's a twister!
Dorothy!
Come on, everybody in the storm cellar!
Henry! I can't find Dorothy! She's somewhere out in the storm!
Dorothy!
Auntie Em!
Auntie Em! Uncle Henry!
Auntie Em!
We must be up inside the cyclone!
Miss Gulch!
Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore,
We must be over the rainbow!
Now, I know we're not in Kansas,
Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Who, me?
I'm not a witch at all, I'm Dorothy Gale, from Kansas,
Well, is that the witch?
Who, Toto?
Toto's my dog,
Well, I'm a little muddled,
The Munchkins called me because a new witch has just dropped a house...
...on the Wicked Witch of the East, And there's the house, and here you are...
...and that's all that's left of the Wicked Witch of the East,
What the Munchkins want to know is...
...are you a good witch or a bad witch?
But, I've already told you, I'm not a witch at all,
Witches are old and ugly,
What was that?
The Munchkins, They're laughing because I am a witch,
I'm Glinda, the Witch of the North.
You are?
I beg your pardon!
But I've never heard of a beautiful witch before,
Only bad witches are ugly,
The Munchkins are happy, You freed them from the Wicked Witch of the East,
But, if you please, what are Munchkins?
The little people who live in this land, It's Munchkin Land...
...and you are their national heroine, my dear,
It's all right, you may all come out and thank her,
' Come out, come out wherever you are
' And meet the young lady who fell from a star
' She fell from the sky, she fell very far
' And Kansas, she says, is the name of the star
' Kansas, she says, is the name of the star
' She brings you good news, or haven't you heard?
' When she fell out of Kansas a miracle occurred
' It really was no miracle What happened was just this:
' The wind began to switch, the house to pitch
' And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch
' just then the Witch, to satisfy an itch
' Went flying on her broomstick thumbing for a hitch
' And, oh, what happened then was rich
' The house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch
' It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch
' Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch
' The house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch
' It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch
' Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch
' Who began to twitch, and was reduced to just a stitch
' Of what was once the Wicked Witch
' We thank you very sweetly
' For doing it so neatly
' You've killed her so completely
' That we thank you very sweetly
' Let the joyous news be spread
' The Wicked Old Witch at last is dead!
' Ding-dong the Witch is dead Which old witch?
' The Wicked Witch Ding-dong the Wicked Witch is dead
' Wake up, you sleepyhead Rub your eyes, get out of bed
' Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead
' She's gone where the goblins go Below, below, below
' Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
' Ding-dong the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
' Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead
' As Mayor of the Munchkin City
' In the county of the Land of Oz
' I welcome you most regally
' But we've got to verify it legally
-' To see -To see
-' If she -lf she
' Is morally, ethically
' Spiritually, physically
' Positively, absolutely
' Undeniably and reliably dead
' As Coroner I must aver
' I thoroughly examined her
' And she's not only merely dead
' She's really most sincerely dead
' Then this is a day of independence for all the Munchkins...
'...and their descendants
' If any
' Yes, let the joyous news be spread
' The Wicked Old Witch at last is dead!
' Ding-dong the Witch is dead Which old witch? The Wicked Witch!
' Ding-dong the Wicked Witch is dead
' Wake up, you sleepyhead Rub your eyes, get out of bed
' Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead
' She's gone where the goblins go Below, below, below
' Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
' Ding-dong the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
' Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead!
' We represent the Lullaby League
' The Lullaby League, the Lullaby League
' And in the name of the Lullaby League
' We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land
' We represent the Lollypop Guild
' The Lollypop Guild, the Lollypop Guild
' And in the name of the Lollypop Guild
' We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land
' We welcome you to Munchkin Land
' From now on you'll be history
-' You'll be history -You'll be history
' And we will glorify your name
' You'll be a bust
-' Be a bust -Be a bust
' In the hall of fame'
I thought you said she was dead,
That was her sister, the Wicked Witch of the East,
This is the Wicked Witch of the West, She's worse than the other one was,
Who killed my sister? Who killed the Witch of the East?
Was it you?
No, no, It was an accident, I didn't mean to kill anybody,
Well, my little pretty, I can cause accidents, too!
Aren't you forgetting the ruby slippers?
The slippers, yes!
The slippers!
They're gone!
The ruby slippers! What have you done with them?
Give them back to me or I'll--
It's too late! There they are...
...and there they'll stay!
Give me back my slippers!
I'm the only one who knows how to use them,
They're of no use to you, Give them back to me,
-Give them back! -Keep tight inside of them,
Their magic must be very powerful, or she wouldn't want them so badly,
You stay out of this, Glinda, or I'll fix you as well!
Rubbish! You have no power here.
Begone, before somebody drops a house on you, too!
Very well, I'll bide my time,
And as for you, my fine lady...
...it's true I can't attend to you here and now as I'd like...
...but just try to stay out of my way.
just try!
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
It's all right, You can get up, She's gone,
It's all right, You can all get up,
What a smell of sulphur!
I'm afraid you've made a bad enemy of the Wicked Witch of the West,
The sooner you get out of Oz altogether, the safer you'll sleep, my dear,
I'd give anything to get out of Oz altogether, but...
...which is the way back to Kansas? I can't go the way I came,
No, that's true, The only person who might know...
...would be the great and wonderful Wizard of Oz himself!
The Wizard of Oz? Is he good or is he wicked?
Very good, but very mysterious, He lives in the Emerald City...
...and that's a long journey from here, Did you bring your broomstick with you?
No, I'm afraid I didn't.
Well, then, you'll have to walk,
The Munchkins will see you safely to the border of Munchkin Land,
And remember, never let those ruby slippers off your feet for a moment...
...or you will be at the mercy of the Wicked Witch of the West,
But how do I start for Emerald City?
It's always best to start at the beginning...
...and all you do is follow the Yellow Brick Road,
But, what happens if l--
just follow the Yellow Brick Road,
Goodbye, Goodbye,
My!
People come and go so quickly here!
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
' Follow the Yellow Brick Road Follow the Yellow Brick Road
' Follow, follow, follow, follow, Follow the Yellow Brick Road
' Follow the Yellow Brick Follow the Yellow Brick Road
' You're off to see the Wizard The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
' You'll find he is a whiz of a Wiz If ever a Wiz there was
' If ever, oh ever, a Wiz there was The Wizard of Oz is one because
' Because, because, because, because, because
' Because of the wonderful things he does
' You're off to see the Wizard The Wonderful Wizard of Oz'
Follow the Yellow Brick Road?
Follow the Yellow....
Now which way do we go?
Pardon me, That way is a very nice way,
Who said that?
Don't be silly, Toto, Scarecrows don't talk,
It's pleasant down that way, too.
That's funny,
Wasn't he pointing the other way?
Of course, people do go both ways,
You did say something, didn't you?
Are you doing that on purpose, or can't you make up your mind?
That's the trouble, I can't make up my mind,
I haven't got a brain, only straw,
How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
I don't know.
But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?
Yes, I guess you're right,
Well, we haven't really met properly, have we?
Why, no!
How do you do?
Very well, thank you,
I'm not feeling at all well,
It's very tedious being stuck up here all day long with a pole up your back,
That must be terribly uncomfortable, Can't you get down?
Down? No, you see, I'm.... Well, I'm....
Well, here, let me help you,
That's very kind of you, very kind,
I don't quite see how....
Of course, I'm not bright about doing things...
...but if you'll just bend the nail down in the back, maybe I'll slip off and....
Oh, yes,
There goes some of me again!
Does it hurt you?
Oh, no, I just keep picking it up and putting it back in again,
My! It's good to be free!
Did I scare you?
No, no, I just thought you hurt yourself,
But I didn't scare you?
No, of course not.
I didn't think so.
You see, I can't even scare a crow,
They come from miles around just to eat in my field and laugh in my face,
I'm a failure because I haven't got a brain!
What would you do with a brain if you had one?
Do? Why, if I had a brain, I could....
' I could wile away the hours Conferrin' with the flowers
' Consultin' with the rain
' And my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
' If I only had a brain
' I'd unravel every riddle For any individual
' In trouble or in pain
' With the thoughts you'll be thinkin' You could be another Lincoln
' If you only had a brain
' Oh, I would tell you why
' The ocean's near the shore
' I could think of things I never thunk before
' And then I'd sit and think some more
' I would not be just a nothin'
' My head all full of stuffin' My heart all full of pain
' I would dance and be merry Life would be a ding-a-derry
' If I only had a brain'
Wonderful!
If our scarecrow back in Kansas could do that, the crows'd be scared to pieces!
-They would? -Yes,
Where's Kansas?
That's where I live,
I want to get back there so badly I'm going to Emerald City...
...to get the Wizard of Oz to help me,
You're going to see a wizard?
Do you think if I went with you this wizard would give me some brains?
I couldn't say.
But even if he didn't, you'd be no worse off than you are now,
Yes, that's true,
You'd better not, I've got a witch mad at me and you might get into trouble,
Witch?
I'm not afraid of a witch, I'm not afraid of anything!
Except a lighted match.
I don't blame you for that.
But I'd face a whole box full of them for the chance of getting some brains,
I won't be any trouble because I don't eat a thing,
I won't try to manage things because I can't think,
Won't you take me with you?
Of course, I will!
Hooray! We're off to see a wizard!
Well, you're not starting out very well,
I'll try! Really, I will,
-To Oz? -To Oz!
' We're off to see the Wizard The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
' We hear he is a whiz of a Wiz If ever a Wiz there was
' If ever, oh ever, a Wiz there was The Wizard of Oz is one because
' Because, because, because, because, because
' Because of the wonderful things he does
' We're off to see the Wizard The Wonderful Wizard of Oz'
Apples!
Oh, look!
What do you think you're doing?
We've been walking a long ways and I was hungry and....
Did you say something?
-She was hungry! -She was hungry!
How would you like to have someone come along and pick something off of you?
Oh, dear! I keep forgetting I'm not in Kansas,
Come along, Dorothy, you don't want any of those apples,
Are you hinting my apples aren't what they should be?
Oh, no! It's just that she doesn't like little green worms!
You!
I'll show you how to get apples,
Hooray! I guess that did it! Help yourself,
Why, it's a man!
A man made out of tin!
-What? -Yes,
Look!
Oilcan,
Did you say something?
Oilcan,
He said, ' Oilcan.'
' Oilcan' what?
Oilcan?
Here it is!
-Where do you want to be oiled first? -My mouth,
-My mouth. -He said his mouth.
The other side,
My goodness, I can talk again!
Oil my arms, please, oil my elbows,
Here.
Did that hurt?
No, it feels wonderful. I've held that axe up for ages.
Goodness!
How did you ever get like this?
About a year ago, I was chopping that tree...
...when suddenly it began to rain,
And right in the middle of a chop, I rusted solid,
I've been that way ever since.
Well, you're perfect now,
My neck, My neck,
Perfect?
Bang on my chest if you think I'm perfect,
Go ahead, bang on it,
Beautiful! What an echo!
It's empty.
The tinsmith forgot to give me a heart,
No heart?
No heart.
All hollow,
' When a man's an empty kettle
' He should be on his mettle
' And yet I'm torn apart
' just because I'm presumin'
' That I could be kind of human
' If I only had a heart
' I'd be tender, I'd be gentle
' And awful sentimental
' Regarding love and art
' I'd be friends with the sparrows
' And the boy who shoots the arrows
' If I only had a heart
' Picture me a balcony
' Above a voice sings low
' Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
' I hear a beat...
'...how sweet!
' just to register emotion, jealousy, devotion
' And really feel the part
' I could stay young and chipper
' And I'd lock it with a zipper
' If I only had a heart'
-Are you all right? -I'm afraid I'm a little rusty yet,
Oh, dear!
That was wonderful!
You know....
We were wondering why you couldn't come with us to the Emerald City...
...to ask the Wizard of Oz for a heart?
Suppose the Wizard wouldn't give me one when we got there?
But he will! He must!
We've come such a long way already,
You call that long?
Why, you've just begun!
Helping the little lady along, are you, my fine gentlemen?
Well, stay away from her...
...or I'll stuff a mattress with you!
And you!
I'll use you for a beehive!
Here, Scarecrow! Want to play ball?
Lookout! I'm burning! I'm burning!
I'm not afraid of her, I'll see you get safely to the Wizard now...
...whether I get a brain or not! ' Stuff a mattress with me,' hah!
I'll see you reach the Wizard, whether I get a heart or not,
' Beehive,' bah! Let her try and make a beehive out of me!
You're the best friends anybody ever had,
And it's funny, but I feel as if I've known you all the time,
But I couldn't have, could l?
I don't see how, You weren't around when I was stuffed and sewn together...